Internet Things,
But More Fun.
SOME FILTERS LOOK AWAY. WE LOOK CLOSER.
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—RoastMe
How it works
Four steps between you and a very personal attack.
01
Tell us about yourself.
Name, a few details, maybe some interests.
02
Choose your roast level.
From friendly to nuclear. Your call.
03
Get roasted.
A score, a roast, and zero mercy.
04
Share the damage.
Challenge your friends.
// ROASTME.EXE — FEATURED EXPERIENCE
Meet RoastMe
Give RoastMe a few details about yourself — your bio, your habits, your interests, or your questionable life choices. We'll turn them into a roast worth remembering.
README.MD — WHY TECHYGUY EXISTS
Why TechyGuy Started
The internet is full of things that take themselves far too seriously. TechyGuy started with a simpler idea: make useful internet experiences a little more fun. RoastMe is where that idea begins.
No lectures. No boring forms. Just a little chaos, done properly.
More internet nonsense is on the way.
Some useful. Some chaotic. None of it boring.
Useful stuff
For when you need it.
COMING SOON
Chaotic stuff
For when you definitely don't.
COMING SOON
Shareable stuff
For everyone else to deal with.
COMING SOON
Startup Spotlight
Don’t just advertise. Be part of the experience.
Startup Spotlight puts your project inside the TechyGuy experience through contextual, memorable mentions — instead of another banner competing for attention.
Contextual mentions · Built for discovery · Made to be remembered
How it can show up
Wait, you built LaunchNest? Now people are going to be curious. That’s kind of the point.
Your project, naturally woven into the experience.